McKnight redux


“Cell asked me” blah blah blah “solely devoted to my advice” wank wank wank. You were asked by a glam journal to engage in a one-sided, self-regarding imparting of your wisdom, so you must be a nice guy?

This is an essay that starts with “When asked to compose…” and then gets worse.

Nothing says “terrible writing ahead” more reliably than meta-musings on the piece you are about to read. So I skimmed. Here is a guy who never bypasses a 10-cent word in favor of clarity. Pomposity is not a crime, but life is short, and I get lots of good advice from senior colleagues who actually know me and recognize the differences between the structural context of their careers and mine. Supposedly generalizable platitudes about “scientific endeavors” written in a style I can only call “Victorian Tom Clancy” aren’t going to make my reading list.

But congrats on the career. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

One Comment on “McKnight redux”

  1. karassment says:

    “Victorian Tom Clancy” bahahahah! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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